If I were the marrying sort.
MIAMI: I have my 20TH high school reunion coming up. I RSVPed no. Scheduling conflicts...The invitation italicizes saddest moment of the year.
ME: Rude and intrusive line of questioning.
MIAMI: Right, I scribbled "being denied visitation privileges, by J, while he was in the AIDS ward last Christmas." Your pick?
ME: Learning of Parent Figure's partial amputation over voicemail.
MIAMI: Ladies and gents, we have a tie.
