Sunday, February 24, 2008

Oscar Buzz

"How not to pose with your newly won peoples' choice award...

Hold that crystal tear drop of dubious honor right under your eye, symbolically reminding America of heartbreak you have suffered and sobbed over in the past year.


Wrap yourself in a dominatrix's shower curtain and cradle it like the baby you'll never have with Justin Timberlake.

courtesy of January 2007 employeecomedy.typepad.com/news/celebrity_crap/index.html"

What's the likelihood of my housemates using the washer and dryer at the same time as the Oscars circus? I haven't actually gotten around to watching the nominees on the big screen, hence my review of Juno has to wait until I have both the time and desire to glimpse Maiden, Midwife, and Crone parables.

I'm vaguely optimistic about completing Sunday chores here at Reality Bites Co-op. Ideally, the rest of  shared company will remain sufficiently engrossed within their--dare to dream--thinly padded/carpeted rooms to allow me un-interrupted excursions between bedroom and basement.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

variations on a snorfily theme

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Subject: Liebe Therese




Sun, 3 Feb 2008 14:25:25 -0800 (PST)
Ich wünsche Dir und Deiner Familie alles Gute zur Geburt. Könntest Du mir bitte Deine Adresse in Deutschland emailen, damit ich Dir ein Geschenk für Phelps schicken kann? Vielen Dank und viele Grüsse von Deiner Cousine,Tnk
Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:12:26 -0800 (PST)
to all of my friends and cousins,
sorry im not whriting u an email anymore,coz im sooo busy.Hope you guys doin ok,just like us.Here is some new pic of san philippe.Take care always....miss yah all,muah!
love,
therese
Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:12:26 -0800 (PST)
hey,how are you?long time no hear from you.I hope your doin ok.Come and visit us here in germany again.Next week sat(feb23)is christening from sp or on may24 im turning 30,maybe you can come.Anyway,im happy to hear from you. Here is our add: Metropolos. Kaiserslautern. Well then,take care of yourself....miss yah,muah! love,therese

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

An imaginary yet semi-factual event featuring a future bridesmaid

If I were the marrying sort.

MIAMI: I have my 20TH high school reunion coming up. I RSVPed no. Scheduling conflicts...The invitation italicizes saddest moment of the year.

ME: Rude and intrusive line of questioning.

MIAMI: Right, I scribbled "being denied visitation privileges, by J, while he was in the AIDS ward last Christmas." Your pick?

ME: Learning of Parent Figure's partial amputation over voicemail.

MIAMI: Ladies and gents, we have a tie.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

February 7, 2008 [spacebar] 13:45

In a few hours, I find out whether the foot or leg can indeed be salvaged. I've been informed the toe is a gonner.
Eyewitness: Major surgery without an anaesthetic, 1811
(www.mytimemachine.co.uk/operation.htm)

The invention of modern anaesthesia has taken so much of the terror out of surgery that an account such as that left by Fanny Burney (also known by her married name of Madame d'Arblay) is difficult to take in. Burney was diagnosed with breast cancer in August 1810, and operated on in France by Baron Larrey, Napoleon's surgeon. To spare her the suspense, she was given very little notice of the operation. “M. d'A.” in this account is her husband, Alexandre, and Alexander is her son.

...It was transparent, however, & I saw, through it, that the Bedstead was instantly surrounded by the 7 men & my nurse. I refused to be held; but when, Bright through the cambric, I saw the glitter of polished Steel - I closed my Eyes. I would not trust to convulsive fear the sight of the terrible incision. A silence the most profound ensued, which lasted for some minutes, during which, I imagine, they took their orders by signs, & made their examination - Oh what a horrible suspension! - I did not breathe - & M. Dubois tried vainly to find any pulse. This pause, at length, was broken by Dr Larry, who, in a voice of solemn melancholy, said 'Qui me tiendra ce sein? (“Who will hold the centre?”) - ' No one answered; at least not verbally; but this aroused me from my passively submissive state, for I feared they imagined the whole breast infected - feared it too justly, - for, again through the Cambric, I saw the hand of M. Dubois held up, while his forefinger first described a straight line from top to bottom of the breast, secondly a Cross, & thirdly a Circle; intimating that the WHOLE was to be taken off.

Excited by this idea, I started up, threw off my veil, &, in answer to the demand 'Qui me tiendra ce sein? ' cried 'C'est moi, Monsieur! ' & I held my hand under it, & explained the nature of my sufferings, which all sprang from one point, though they darted into every part. I was heard attentively, but in utter silence, & M. Dubois then replaced me as before, &, as before, spread my veil over my face. How vain, alas, my representation! immediately again I saw the fatal finger describe the Cross - & the circle - Hopeless, then, desperate, & self-given up, I closed once more my Eyes, relinquishing all watching, all resistance, all interference, & sadly resolute to be wholly resigned.
My dearest Esther, -

Monday, February 4, 2008

See below

Hmm. My intro paragraph might be a subconscious head nod to Borderlands La Frontera The New Mestiza's How to Tame a Wild Tongue.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Greetings Greyhound riders, circus troupe followers, countrymen

I don't have much of an excuse for not hastening to a dentist for a checkup; my unknown partner-in-crime (aka new co-worker), who's from "all over", is equally impressed with our benefits plan. Now friendly off-duty waittress passes by my seat at Starbucks, inquires who(m) I'm chatting with.

Your boyfriend...
BOD says hibye. Bloody hell, she has to get back to the restaurant and simply stepped out to snag a bubble tea.

Now that we're alone. I've thought awhile about a second, pseudonymous journal. An assortment of day-to-day milestones. Today's lunch break stream-of-consciousness, for example, along with chronicles of pesky doctor's visits and so on and so forth. We'll see how it goes.