Do they make songs about breaking up with your kinfolk? Fuck.

The dangers of browsing Craigslist while @ home with a bad cold.

DEE: It's a lot for a '95.

ME: She's got decent mileage, and leather seats! The outside doesn't look faded, and they'll even throw in a Phil Collins cassette. I can use my tax return...

DEE: You should be saving your money before school, not spending it on a gold-painted [admittedly nice looking] beater. Anyway, what do you need a Thule roof rack for? What are you going to put on it--your books? When I met you, you were riding the bus.

ME: Come on, I just wanna fit into the West Coast scene.

DEE: You do, you drive a kickass dope fiend hatchback.

ME: Can we at least fix the muffler? How am I supposed to take blood pressures and listen to heartbeats if I go completely deaf?

DEE: We'll call the mechanic tomorrow.

ME: Fine, fine. But when I graduate, I'm buying a new used coupe.

DEE: Go for it.